2015 MLS Predictions

The CBA has finally been agreed upon. Hallelujah! Praise Garber! After a last minute deal was struck, the 2015 MLS season is officially a go.

Now it's time to get down to the fun stuff. Meaningless preseason prognostication that we'll rub in everyone's face on the minuscule chance we get something correct, and never think about again when we're most likely wrong.

I will be giving you my expert (*giggles*) opinion on who I think will win the major awards come November. Those predictions will include Supporters' Shield, MVP, Golden Boot, and US Open Cup. I refuse to predict an MLS Cup winner because playoffs are a Crapshoot and stupid. I'll fight anyone who thinks differently.

Supporters' Shield: New England Revolution  

Last season the Revs came within a devastating loss in Extra Time from lifting the MLS Cup. After their acquisition of Jermaine Jones in late August, New England caught fire. In the 10 games after Jones' arrival, the club only dropped 5 of a possible 30 points. Their hot streak propelled them all the way up to a second place finish in the Eastern Conference. Behind Jones and MVP candidate Lee Nguyen the Revs continued their amazing run of form in the postseason until their heartbreak in the final. Many argued at the time that New England were an extremely well-balanced side with their only main weakness being a true back-to-the-goal striker to hold up the ball. Thanks to several lucky (or unlucky, depending on point of view) transfer failures, their former star striker Juan Agudelo fell back into their laps. Agudelo, who in 2013 enjoyed the best form of his promising career with the Revs in his 14 game stint. With the addition of a talented, well-rounded striker, and a full season of Jermaine Jones, the Revs are poised for a monster season. 

Runners up: Seattle Sounders and Toronto FC 

MVP: Mauro Diaz (FC Dallas)

First off, let me admit that this is a completely biased pick. I love Mauro Diaz -- he's one of the best pure number 10's the MLS has ever seen. For my money, he's as dynamic of a player as this league has. His mixture of technical ability and creativity is truly breathtaking. At times he looks like a full level above everyone on the field. Last season Mauro got off to an MVP-worthy start until succumbing to an injury that forced him to miss 3/4 of the season. Barring another major injury, this is the season Mauro becomes a superstar in MLS. 

Runners up: Robbie Keane and Obafemi Martins 

Golden Boot: Dom Dwyer (Sporting KC) 

There are many candidates for this award. I picked Dom Dwyer because he's young, his team's main goal threat, and he won't be missing any games due to international duty. There's not much reasoning behind this pick, just a gut feeling and a matter of circumstances. Dom is a clinical finisher and durable, there's no reason he shouldn't be near the top of the goal scoring chart. Players like Cubo Torres and Jozy Altidore would be in consideration if they were not missing so many games. Then there are older players like David Villa who I fear won't hold up under the long season. 

Runners up: Bradley Wright-Phillips and David Villa 

US Open Cup: New York Cosmos 

What a Cinderella story this would be! A reward for all the great fans of the storied New York Cosmos who've stuck with this band of misfits and senior citizens. They probably have a few good players who you heard of in 1995 and can't believe are still playing professional soccer. All of the people who spend the entirety of their free time hating MLS because it wouldn't let him sit at the cool kid's table will finally have their ultimate revenge! Are you still reading this? I'm just kidding with you. Some MLS team with a lot of depth will win someone like Seattle, LA, or New England. I'll just say LA.  

Runners up: Harchester United and South Bronx School for the Blind